








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 997 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2678 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1841 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2442 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1320 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $941,819 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT S1lver | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | gigagoogi | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | OostBlokBoys | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | Ronk | 49% | 121 |
| #5 | Hoppin | 48% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | gigagoogi | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | OostBlokBoys | 51% | 70 |
| #4 | Ronk | 49% | 121 |
| #5 | Hoppin | 48% | 162 |
| #6 | Rext | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoppin | 16 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Ronk | 15 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | gigagoogi | 8 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | OostBlokBoys | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | BOT S1lver | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronk | 263 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hoppin | 226 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | OostBlokBoys | 188 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | gigagoogi | 83 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | BOT S1lver | 23 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gigagoogi | +2.19 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | OostBlokBoys | +1.84 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | Ronk | +1.40 | 73 | 52 |
| #4 | Hoppin | +0.10 | 61 | 46 |
| #5 | BOT S1lver | -0.67 | 70 | 57 |





