








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 902 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1138 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1112 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1198 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,868 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buttrock nicky | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 44% | 36 |
| #3 | cam60574 | 39% | 23 |
| #4 | GregmanHeffley | 38% | 24 |
| #5 | Fima Bolt | 36% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fima Bolt | 319 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | sm1th | 95 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | goldie_locks | 88 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | [ILF] Rick Gastly | 51 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | cam60574 | 37 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm1th | +7.74 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | cam60574 | +3.31 | 44 | 47 |
| #3 | Fima Bolt | +3.06 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | GregmanHeffley | +2.84 | 52 | 29 |
| #5 | buttrock nicky | +2.38 | 61 | 61 |





