








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 945 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1678 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1743 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2677 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2001 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,622,984 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1863 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0Ly. | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | RoaN | 46% | 289 |
| #3 | STAR. | 42% | 52 |
| #4 | Krullz | 41% | 135 |
| #5 | ☣Twistzz | 34% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0Ly. | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | RoaN | 46% | 289 |
| #3 | STAR. | 42% | 52 |
| #4 | Krullz | 41% | 135 |
| #5 | ☣Twistzz | 34% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoaN | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Krullz | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | c0Ly. | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ☣Twistzz | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | STAR. | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krullz | 503 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | RoaN | 427 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #3 | c0Ly. | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ☣Twistzz | 40 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | STAR. | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoaN | +3.50 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | GODzera. | +0.78 | 54 | 62 |
| #3 | Krullz | -1.14 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | STAR. | -2.12 | 60 | 41 |
| #5 | c0Ly. | -3.26 | 39 | 51 |





