








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 381 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5927 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6320 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3720 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4231 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,095,561 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiyan | 53% | 87 |
| #2 | AtomiX | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Jack_FragZ | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐๐๐ | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | dammm | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jack_FragZ | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐๐๐ | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | dammm | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | โ skyline | 47% | 189 |
| #7 | STEELBANG | 44% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ skyline | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Saiyan | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | STEELBANG | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐๐๐ | 4 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Jack_FragZ | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiyan | 197 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | โ skyline | 176 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | STEELBANG | 171 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | AtomiX | 69 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | ๐๐๐๐๐ | 67 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐๐๐๐ | +2.57 | 74 | 48 |
| #2 | Saiyan | +1.51 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | Jack_FragZ | +1.32 | 69 | 39 |
| #4 | STEELBANG | +0.51 | 41 | 42 |
| #5 | โ ๐ark ๐night | +0.45 | 56 | 74 |





