








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 248 matches | 2,016 | |
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1348 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2129 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1141 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1742 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,712,199 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | separi | 63% | 57 |
| #2 | buh | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | KeK | 55% | 139 |
| #4 | kevs4N- | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Drama | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeK | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | buh | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | separi | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeK | 354 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | separi | 300 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | Drama | 217 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | kevs4N- | 92 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | buh | 88 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kevs4N- | +3.85 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | separi | +3.26 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | KeK | +2.57 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | swipee | +1.14 | 77 | 51 |
| #5 | Drama | +1.11 | 58 | 79 |





