








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 229 matches | ||
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




186 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7157 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7958 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4510 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4585 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,280,166 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Trown | 50% | 48 |
| #9 | Mamer | 43% | 159 |
| #10 | GWAPPO | 43% | 60 |
| #11 | Shadow | 42% | 60 |
| #12 | NemesisLOOMING | 41% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purplz29 | 1016 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #2 | C0br4 | 799 | 0.32 | 19 min |
| #3 | 4:3stretcher | 397 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | Werfed | 391 | 0.36 | 10 min |
| #5 | GWAPPO | 256 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axel | +4.14 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | 4:3stretcher | +1.47 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | Trown | +1.39 | 70 | 62 |
| #4 | Ap0lloZ | +0.94 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | Werfed | +0.87 | 68 | 58 |





