








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1765 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6556 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3653 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4341 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4973 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,285,480 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 804 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeber Skin a utekaj | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | Broskiii | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | A.K | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | twFero | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeber Skin a utekaj | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | Broskiii | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | A.K | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | twFero | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twFero | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Broskiii | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Zeber Skin a utekaj | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | A.K | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twFero | 101 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Zeber Skin a utekaj | 65 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Broskiii | 57 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | A.K | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeber Skin a utekaj | +3.28 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | twFero | +1.27 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | Astro | +0.77 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | A.K | -0.14 | 71 | 47 |
| #5 | Broskiii | -0.42 | 54 | 73 |





