








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2048 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2988 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1599 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1974 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,657 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiloFighter | 56% | 77 |
| #2 | Nakamuro Hiroshima | 53% | 72 |
| #3 | Tattadaa | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | Rooster | 51% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiloFighter | 56% | 77 |
| #2 | Nakamuro Hiroshima | 53% | 72 |
| #3 | Tattadaa | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | Rooster | 51% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rooster | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | KiloFighter | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Tattadaa | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rooster | 69 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | Tattadaa | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | KiloFighter | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nakamuro Hiroshima | 29 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakamuro Hiroshima | +4.01 | 89 | 21 |
| #2 | Tuhoaja99 | +0.06 | 56 | 66 |
| #3 | Rooster | -0.54 | 49 | 47 |
| #4 | KiloFighter | -0.89 | 62 | 37 |
| #5 | Tattadaa | -4.82 | 22 | 34 |





