








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 315 matches | ||
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




343 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5605 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5648 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7440 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3371 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,113,559 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2931 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | erdig3456 | 53% | 173 |
| #4 | NotStefan | 51% | 88 |
| #5 | Никхир | 49% | 100 |
| #6 | uwu_poddle | 49% | 107 |
| #7 | CYKLER | 47% | 766 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CYKLER | 53 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | uwu_poddle | 40 | 0.0202 |
| #3 | erdig3456 | 32 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Никхир | 22 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | NotStefan | 17 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CYKLER | 631 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #2 | uwu_poddle | 277 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | erdig3456 | 173 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | NotStefan | 171 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | haozhey29 | 149 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cY | +2.52 | 61 | 40 |
| #2 | haozhey29 | +2.17 | 54 | 38 |
| #3 | NotStefan | +0.51 | 46 | 25 |
| #4 | uwu_poddle | +0.36 | 42 | 54 |
| #5 | Никхир | -0.29 | 55 | 30 |





