








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 180 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2368 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1591 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2387 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2302 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $928,122 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banan | 40% | 178 |
| #2 | ็ﮞ็Matwojﮞ็ | 38% | 50 |
| #3 | Maj0nezi | 36% | 33 |
| #4 | Pawer | 35% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banan | 40% | 178 |
| #2 | ็ﮞ็Matwojﮞ็ | 38% | 50 |
| #3 | Maj0nezi | 36% | 33 |
| #4 | Pawer | 35% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banan | 53 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | Pawer | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | ็ﮞ็Matwojﮞ็ | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Maj0nezi | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banan | 380 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Pawer | 249 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | ็ﮞ็Matwojﮞ็ | 113 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Maj0nezi | 94 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GibSun_ | +2.71 | 71 | 57 |
| #2 | ็ﮞ็Matwojﮞ็ | +1.99 | 46 | 65 |
| #3 | Pawer | +0.75 | 59 | 57 |
| #4 | Maj0nezi | -1.46 | 39 | 48 |
| #5 | banan | -2.83 | 33 | 51 |





