








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 872 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1162 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 985 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1267 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,190 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kyouma | 80% | 30 |
| #4 | 猬 | 72% | 18 |
| #5 | StreakN | 63% | 27 |
| #6 | zimonkeyy | 60% | 10 |
| #7 | Lietuvaite | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyouma | 16 | 0.0284 |
| #2 | 猬 | 4 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | zimonkeyy | 3 | 0.0169 |
| #4 | Lietuvaite | 3 | 0.0191 |
| #5 | StreakN | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StreakN | 125 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | kyouma | 98 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | zimonkeyy | 80 | 0.45 | 2 min |
| #4 | 猬 | 76 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | v3gee | 25 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v3gee | +5.08 | 94 | 69 |
| #2 | REL | +3.08 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | kyouma | +2.82 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | StreakN | +1.30 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | 猬 | +0.55 | 59 | 42 |





