








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 184 matches | ||
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5088 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3152 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3637 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2708 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,736 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 602 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [♛] 2JZ | 48% | 52 |
| #2 | Sqrat ⚡ | 47% | 270 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [♛] 2JZ | 48% | 52 |
| #2 | Sqrat ⚡ | 47% | 270 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sqrat ⚡ | 33 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | [♛] 2JZ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sqrat ⚡ | 291 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | [♛] 2JZ | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [♛] 2JZ | +3.47 | 91 | 30 |
| #2 | Lo-Ke | +2.52 | 63 | 44 |
| #3 | Sqrat ⚡ | -2.50 | 42 | 44 |





