








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 794 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6905 | 23% |
| Smokes | 15118 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 5939 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2495 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,002,855 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 538 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vojtaano | 45 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | z1pz1 | 16 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | 1ll3♥FluFfy♥G4L | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | ❤️𝕯𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖚 | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | DŽERY | 9 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vojtaano | 1784 | 0.15 | 42 min |
| #2 | 1ll3♥FluFfy♥G4L | 841 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #3 | ❤️𝕯𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖚 | 646 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | DŽERY | 556 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #5 | z1pz1 | 442 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤️𝕯𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖚 | +2.64 | 54 | 61 |
| #2 | z1pz1 | +1.95 | 47 | 44 |
| #3 | 1ll3♥FluFfy♥G4L | +1.91 | 44 | 67 |
| #4 | Vojtaano | +0.54 | 29 | 64 |
| #5 | DŽERY | +0.25 | 44 | 58 |





