








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 466 matches | ||
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7078 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5451 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7092 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7637 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5183 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,158 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᴺᶤᵍʰᵗ Er | 41% | 116 |
| #2 | AvercrozZ | 35% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᴺᶤᵍʰᵗ Er | 41% | 116 |
| #2 | AvercrozZ | 35% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᴺᶤᵍʰᵗ Er | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | AvercrozZ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᴺᶤᵍʰᵗ Er | 105 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | AvercrozZ | 65 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SerfYo | +0.14 | 68 | 51 |
| #2 | AvercrozZ | -3.29 | 18 | 32 |
| #3 | ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᴺᶤᵍʰᵗ Er | -3.61 | 27 | 39 |





