








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 942 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 672 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1685 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1747 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1577 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,181,524 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiyajin Steven | 56% | 142 |
| #2 | MOPS_IS_DA | 43% | 175 |
| #3 | ディラン | 42% | 48 |
| #4 | Ni Hao Fine Shyt | 41% | 123 |
| #5 | [AKS24] N0tOnH3ad | 31% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MOPS_IS_DA | 43% | 175 |
| #3 | ディラン | 42% | 48 |
| #4 | Ni Hao Fine Shyt | 41% | 123 |
| #5 | [AKS24] N0tOnH3ad | 31% | 74 |
| #6 | Vace2210 | 26% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AKS24] N0tOnH3ad | 37 | 0.0256 |
| #2 | Saiyajin Steven | 15 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | MOPS_IS_DA | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Vace2210 | 10 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | Ni Hao Fine Shyt | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOPS_IS_DA | 441 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | ディラン | 263 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #3 | Saiyajin Steven | 245 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | [AKS24] N0tOnH3ad | 213 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ni Hao Fine Shyt | 66 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ディラン | +2.66 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | MOPS_IS_DA | +1.00 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | Ni Hao Fine Shyt | +0.90 | 71 | 27 |
| #4 | Saiyajin Steven | +0.46 | 50 | 42 |
| #5 | [AKS24] NotOnP0int -> OSU | -0.20 | 59 | 29 |





