








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3631 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2652 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2626 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2110 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $726,839 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmfkyan | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | SKDN | 44% | 82 |
| #3 | evil zaza smoke miku | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmfkyan | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | SKDN | 44% | 82 |
| #3 | evil zaza smoke miku | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKDN | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | tmfkyan | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | evil zaza smoke miku | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmfkyan | 153 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | SKDN | 139 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | evil zaza smoke miku | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmfkyan | +1.22 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | Stale Veggies | +0.15 | 58 | 60 |
| #3 | SKDN | -1.30 | 52 | 31 |
| #4 | evil zaza smoke miku | -1.61 | 57 | 48 |





