








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 323 | 31% |
| Smokes | 521 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 137 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 66 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $120,970 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dzon1s | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | gmstv | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | Mirek | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Bor1sko | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | spider229banana ゼロツー | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gmstv | 14 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | Dzon1s | 6 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | spider229banana ゼロツー | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Bor1sko | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | SL4V_ELIT3 | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spider229banana ゼロツー | 102 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | gmstv | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | SL4V_ELIT3 | 23 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dzon1s | 20 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Bor1sko | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gmstv | +4.98 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | Dzon1s | +1.38 | 50 | 62 |
| #3 | ДИМИТРИ ГЛАВАНДО | +0.68 | 70 | 45 |
| #4 | spider229banana ゼロツー | +0.45 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | Mirek | +0.37 | 76 | 39 |





