








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1059 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 607 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




140 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1974 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1163 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2421 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1335 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,578,689 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6049 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | POWER DoGG | 37% | 52 |
| #2 | ☢ Greg (Nuke Employee) ☢ | 35% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | POWER DoGG | 37% | 52 |
| #2 | ☢ Greg (Nuke Employee) ☢ | 35% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢ Greg (Nuke Employee) ☢ | 94 | 0.0314 |
| #2 | POWER DoGG | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢ Greg (Nuke Employee) ☢ | 167 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | POWER DoGG | 26 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sTOVe | +0.84 | 25 | 25 |
| #2 | POWER DoGG | -0.30 | 51 | 28 |
| #3 | ☢ Greg (Nuke Employee) ☢ | -8.42 | 0 | 5 |





