








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 365 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2761 | 51% |
| HE Grenades | 1437 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 841 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,602,875 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simooon | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | lil Meyer | 54% | 215 |
| #3 | HAMDER | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simooon | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | lil Meyer | 54% | 215 |
| #3 | HAMDER | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil Meyer | 109 | 0.0258 |
| #2 | HAMDER | 17 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Simooon | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil Meyer | 577 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | HAMDER | 100 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Simooon | 63 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil Meyer | +4.23 | 76 | 49 |
| #2 | SPONGE | +1.12 | 44 | 33 |
| #3 | Simooon | +0.90 | 59 | 41 |
| #4 | HAMDER | -3.94 | 33 | 35 |





