








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 878 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 314 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3371 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4437 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3552 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3969 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $752,834 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mfn | 57% | 383 |
| #2 | MuLaC1 | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | 7IKE | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | Cd_ | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mfn | 57% | 383 |
| #2 | MuLaC1 | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | 7IKE | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | Cd_ | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mfn | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Cd_ | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | MuLaC1 | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | 7IKE | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mfn | 532 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | 7IKE | 117 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Cd_ | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | MuLaC1 | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scandinavian354 | +2.74 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | mfn | +2.21 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | 7IKE | +1.10 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | Cd_ | -0.02 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | MuLaC1 | -0.98 | 59 | 55 |





