








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 832 | 25% |
| Smokes | 817 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 862 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 812 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,116 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ak5u | 54% | 67 |
| #2 | JonoEL | 51% | 182 |
| #3 | 5akk3 | 47% | 57 |
| #4 | juusto | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ak5u | 54% | 67 |
| #2 | JonoEL | 51% | 182 |
| #3 | 5akk3 | 47% | 57 |
| #4 | juusto | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonoEL | 30 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Ak5u | 26 | 0.0205 |
| #3 | 5akk3 | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | juusto | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonoEL | 280 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ak5u | 237 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | 5akk3 | 217 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | juusto | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ak5u | +5.28 | 58 | 61 |
| #2 | JonoEL | +4.42 | 74 | 52 |
| #3 | 5akk3 | -1.19 | 45 | 58 |
| #4 | 8bitatoYT | -4.56 | 28 | 35 |
| #5 | juusto | -7.02 | 4 | 17 |





