








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 880 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1913 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1123 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1332 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,284,028 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aalto:D | 53% | 120 |
| #2 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 47% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aalto:D | 53% | 120 |
| #2 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 47% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 19 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Aalto:D | 8 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | 203 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Aalto:D | 123 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1kpläitispurkitettutissimaito | +1.92 | 72 | 46 |
| #2 | Teppo(todiste facessa) | -1.17 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | Aalto:D | -1.58 | 41 | 42 |





