








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 654 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11525 | 33% |
| Smokes | 13873 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 5447 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4438 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,779,171 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Torben | 52% | 52 |
| #2 | Difrox | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | Avenue | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | fluppenflippy | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | ๖ۣۜrAy | 47% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜrAy | +4.18 | 49 | 40 |
| #2 | Ugly Bitches | _zero_ | +1.92 | 53 | 43 |
| #3 | Avenue | +1.91 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | _hero_ | +1.10 | 53 | 47 |
| #5 | fluppenflippy | +0.51 | 66 | 36 |





