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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 35 | 13% |
| Smokes | 68 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 118 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 58 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $98,850 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Flaming_Galaxy | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | uhzyk | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | Hxppy464 | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | L0-Rem | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | KoRyX | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hxppy464 | 8 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | KoRyX | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hxppy464 | 87 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Flaming_Galaxy | 25 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | uhzyk | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | L0-Rem | 20 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | KoRyX | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flaming_Galaxy | +4.45 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | L0-Rem | +4.22 | 57 | 56 |
| #3 | Hxppy464 | +2.11 | 41 | 48 |
| #4 | KoRyX | +1.96 | 76 | 41 |
| #5 | uhzyk | +0.71 | 51 | 24 |





