








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3364 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3022 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2697 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2321 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,998 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mustafa "staffe" larsson ♿ | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | ⛟☺️Leif Öhman☺⛟ | 50% | 125 |
| #3 | benärd | 50% | 82 |
| #4 | JolteN | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | JHONNY S.W.A.T | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ⛟☺️Leif Öhman☺⛟ | 50% | 125 |
| #3 | benärd | 50% | 82 |
| #4 | JolteN | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | JHONNY S.W.A.T | 46% | 39 |
| #6 | knalls123 | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☺️Leif Öhman☺⛟ | 13 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | knalls123 | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Mustafa "staffe" larsson ♿ | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | JHONNY S.W.A.T | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | benärd | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☺️Leif Öhman☺⛟ | 695 | 0.27 | 17 min |
| #2 | benärd | 284 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Mustafa "staffe" larsson ♿ | 157 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | JolteN | 156 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | knalls123 | 134 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benärd | +2.80 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | Jonas | +0.53 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | ⛟☺️Leif Öhman☺⛟ | +0.18 | 55 | 68 |
| #4 | Mustafa "staffe" larsson ♿ | -0.14 | 77 | 58 |
| #5 | JolteN | -1.47 | 27 | 74 |





