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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1669 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2415 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1672 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2233 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $921,985 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRANKLY | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | Antun | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | Hulst | 49% | 61 |
| #4 | Stasse | 47% | 36 |
| #5 | z!pppS! | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRANKLY | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Hulst | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Stasse | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Nikotinmauzi | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | z!pppS! | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRANKLY | 222 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | z!pppS! | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | SwayJJ | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Antun | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hulst | 19 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antun | +5.08 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | Stasse | +2.57 | 81 | 28 |
| #3 | FRANKLY | +2.33 | 86 | 56 |
| #4 | Hulst | +1.08 | 68 | 43 |
| #5 | HUNAS | -0.37 | 45 | 50 |





