








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1782 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1556 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2316 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1866 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,516,875 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thimbƶƶrlie | 55% | 62 |
| #2 | Benjostrƶgkungen | 53% | 103 |
| #3 | Evalsaggin69 | 51% | 143 |
| #4 | Pan1c | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | frederiko | 44% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Benjostrƶgkungen | 53% | 103 |
| #3 | Evalsaggin69 | 51% | 143 |
| #4 | Pan1c | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | frederiko | 44% | 95 |
| #6 | Staz | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frederiko | 29 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | Benjostrƶgkungen | 12 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Pan1c | 11 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | Thimbƶƶrlie | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Evalsaggin69 | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frederiko | 414 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | Benjostrƶgkungen | 343 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Evalsaggin69 | 224 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pan1c | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Staz | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Staz | +3.80 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | frederiko | +3.41 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | Pan1c | +1.00 | 65 | 35 |
| #4 | Thimbƶƶrlie | +0.97 | 82 | 24 |
| #5 | 𝙿.š¯™½ę» | +0.55 | 64 | 45 |





