








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 157 | 16% |
| Smokes | 219 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 301 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 284 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $336,525 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nemo :3 | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Dentsel Washington | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | smpa | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | rehtib ♡ | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | TUMMA LAGER | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kontio | 54% | 52 |
| #7 | Ivan | 50% | 4 |
| #8 | HATIS | 50% | 16 |
| #9 | Woodbäk | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | ronkaisen runkkari | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ronkaisen runkkari | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | HATIS | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Woodbäk | 1 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kontio | 213 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | rehtib ♡ | 149 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Nemo :3 | 130 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | ronkaisen runkkari | 62 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | HATIS | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dentsel Washington | +7.10 | 96 | 73 |
| #2 | smpa | +4.71 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Kontio | +3.74 | 88 | 75 |
| #4 | HATIS | +2.29 | 51 | 63 |
| #5 | Ivan | +0.03 | 46 | 62 |





