








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1847 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5537 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2101 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3555 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4781 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,392,198 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 553 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | killerkongen | 56% | 86 |
| #2 | Mulleee | 52% | 347 |
| #3 | Lorte Lund | 51% | 158 |
| #4 | Lil_Blomm™ | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | killerkongen | 56% | 86 |
| #2 | Mulleee | 52% | 347 |
| #3 | Lorte Lund | 51% | 158 |
| #4 | Lil_Blomm™ | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mulleee | 23 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Lil_Blomm™ | 22 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | Lorte Lund | 16 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | killerkongen | 9 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mulleee | 1272 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #2 | Lorte Lund | 227 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | killerkongen | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lil_Blomm™ | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leif | +3.43 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | killerkongen | +2.05 | 81 | 50 |
| #3 | Lil_Blomm™ | -2.07 | 46 | 41 |
| #4 | Mulleee | -2.19 | 39 | 68 |
| #5 | Lorte Lund | -2.23 | 33 | 36 |





