








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 457 | 30% |
| Smokes | 413 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 410 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 258 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,856 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mokkis | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | räkätuhoo37 | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | AkseliPasi | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | Mátalo | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | Латинский | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mokkis | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | räkätuhoo37 | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | AkseliPasi | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | Mátalo | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | Латинский | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mátalo | 16 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | Латинский | 7 | 0.0686 |
| #3 | AkseliPasi | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Mokkis | 1 | 0.0125 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mátalo | 111 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | AkseliPasi | 18 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | räkätuhoo37 | 14 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | Латинский | 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mokkis | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mokkis | +12.43 | 95 | 40 |
| #2 | Латинский | +8.86 | 71 | 45 |
| #3 | räkätuhoo37 | +5.85 | 85 | 54 |
| #4 | juuna | +2.42 | 34 | 40 |
| #5 | Mátalo | -2.24 | 52 | 44 |





