








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Renown | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4085 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4322 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5599 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4382 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,045,177 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 619 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neroborn | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | THE D0CT0R | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | ❟6❛6❟6~*'𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑴𝒀𝒀𝒀'欧ュ彙 | 54% | 70 |
| #4 | Unic0rn | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | Zeyrox冰|•sγςτңε | 48% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟6❛6❟6~*'𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑴𝒀𝒀𝒀'欧ュ彙 | +5.87 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | Neroborn | +1.92 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | Zeyrox冰|•sγςτңε | +1.11 | 83 | 46 |
| #4 | THE D0CT0R | +0.86 | 90 | 48 |
| #5 | Unic0rn | +0.76 | 67 | 59 |





