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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 2 different maps


Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
10 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 8 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 2 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,300 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fobish | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | ππΈπ»πΈ | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Ambysti | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | MYRSKY | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fobish | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | ππΈπ»πΈ | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Ambysti | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | MYRSKY | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MYRSKY | 1 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MYRSKY | 12 | 0.28 | 0 min |
| #2 | ππΈπ»πΈ | 5 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MYRSKY | +6.54 | 44 | 57 |
| #2 | Ambysti | +0.23 | 16 | 33 |
| #3 | ππΈπ»πΈ | -1.01 | 19 | 30 |
| #4 | Fobish | -1.99 | 11 | 6 |
| #5 | Juise69 | -4.51 | 29 | 16 |





