








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4001 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4090 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5160 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3319 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,206,286 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1904 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaurDino | 61% | 108 |
| #2 | Rull | 53% | 300 |
| #3 | ♛BOBB3N♛ | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaurDino | 61% | 108 |
| #2 | Rull | 53% | 300 |
| #3 | ♛BOBB3N♛ | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rull | 35 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | SaurDino | 17 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | ♛BOBB3N♛ | 12 | 0.0150 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rull | 697 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | SaurDino | 480 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #3 | ♛BOBB3N♛ | 77 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyktann | +2.66 | 73 | 55 |
| #2 | SaurDino | +2.43 | 65 | 57 |
| #3 | Rull | -1.72 | 59 | 51 |
| #4 | ♛BOBB3N♛ | -5.23 | 30 | 47 |





