








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 764 | 34% |
| Smokes | 736 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 340 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 397 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $80,195 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | precIudings | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | kirbrawr | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | stacy | 44% | 34 |
| #4 | No5712 | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | Kim Chaewon ♡ 알렉스 | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | precIudings | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | kirbrawr | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | stacy | 44% | 34 |
| #4 | No5712 | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | Kim Chaewon ♡ 알렉스 | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stacy | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | precIudings | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stacy | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | precIudings | 43 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | No5712 | 34 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | kirbrawr | 26 | 0.35 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kim Chaewon ♡ 알렉스 | 25 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | precIudings | +10.15 | 97 | 70 |
| #2 | kirbrawr | +5.47 | 96 | 41 |
| #3 | No5712 | +2.41 | 88 | 66 |
| #4 | R0man | +0.53 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | stacy | -0.70 | 61 | 44 |





