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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 734 | 7% |
| Smokes | 4387 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1819 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3158 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,327 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1675 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scuzzy | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | bobby shmurdas hat | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Mr.White | 54% | 137 |
| #4 | daloopdloop | 43% | 46 |
| #5 | Themicrowavetaco | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.White | +5.28 | 78 | 37 |
| #2 | bobby shmurdas hat | +4.45 | 83 | 45 |
| #3 | scuzzy | +1.99 | 54 | 42 |
| #4 | Themicrowavetaco | +1.08 | 38 | 51 |
| #5 | wee | +0.49 | 32 | 34 |





