








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1540 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1361 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1229 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1205 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $715,084 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _⋆ | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | pLaZmA KeKs | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Мрзовољни ЛЕГЕНДA | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Nicpa HejHe | 55% | 49 |
| #5 | ЖИВКОВИЋ СЛОБОДАН | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ambu | 48% | 29 |
| #9 | Teppista Locale. | 42% | 31 |
| #10 | _env1 | 40% | 10 |
| #11 | Toma | 40% | 15 |
| #12 | Srecko | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _env1 | +4.04 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | ЖИВКОВИЋ СЛОБОДАН | +1.65 | 62 | 67 |
| #3 | milenko | +1.43 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Ambu | +1.18 | 81 | 52 |
| #5 | pLaZmA KeKs | +0.81 | 40 | 71 |





