








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 152 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 790 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1138 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 587 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 892 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,023 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALICE@ | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | haiasi | 44% | 62 |
| #3 | East | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALICE@ | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | haiasi | 44% | 62 |
| #3 | East | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haiasi | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ALICE@ | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | East | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haiasi | 272 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | East | 22 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | ALICE@ | 18 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crzzy | +2.33 | 76 | 35 |
| #2 | ALICE@ | +1.55 | 92 | 28 |
| #3 | haiasi | +0.49 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | East | -1.59 | 75 | 22 |





