








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 813 | 15% |
| Smokes | 172 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 2843 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 1681 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,216 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P4ul1us | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | Vericas | 69% | 67 |
| #3 | v1tal1k | 68% | 25 |
| #4 | solo | 65% | 31 |
| #5 | Rembo | 62% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P4ul1us | 27 | 0.0471 |
| #2 | Vericas | 20 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | solo | 20 | 0.0327 |
| #4 | Rembo | 13 | 0.0244 |
| #5 | Miyamoto Musashi | 6 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vericas | +8.28 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | Miyamoto Musashi | +6.35 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | v1tal1k | +4.95 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | Rembo | +4.52 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | solo | +2.15 | 78 | 48 |





