








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 866 | 30% |
| Smokes | 851 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 576 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 617 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $418,520 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeckiN Yahuah | 57% | 86 |
| #2 | Adilso_jr@ | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | deco_ | 54% | 61 |
| #4 | edward | 54% | 63 |
| #5 | Brito | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeckiN Yahuah | 57% | 86 |
| #2 | Adilso_jr@ | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | deco_ | 54% | 61 |
| #4 | edward | 54% | 63 |
| #5 | Brito | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deco_ | 12 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | JeckiN Yahuah | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | edward | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Brito | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Adilso_jr@ | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeckiN Yahuah | 376 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | deco_ | 307 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #3 | edward | 223 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Adilso_jr@ | 91 | 0.46 | 3 min |
| #5 | Brito | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edward | +3.67 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | JeckiN Yahuah | +2.08 | 51 | 73 |
| #3 | KfS | +1.51 | 77 | 50 |
| #4 | Brito | -0.37 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | Adilso_jr@ | -0.50 | 39 | 80 |





