








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 903 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 409 matches | ||
| Faceit | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5723 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6313 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3889 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5261 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,491,080 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GazeL -iwnl | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | TWJ | 51% | 356 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GazeL -iwnl | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | TWJ | 51% | 356 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TWJ | 17 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | GazeL -iwnl | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TWJ | 215 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #2 | GazeL -iwnl | 124 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TWJ | +1.72 | 59 | 45 |
| #2 | GazeL -iwnl | +0.41 | 72 | 43 |
| #3 | JesterPenetrate | -0.16 | 39 | 67 |





