








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 677 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2439 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3920 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2748 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2668 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,679 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 739 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ TrixX | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | TheErrorito | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | vratik1572 | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | Manic_Beats | 50% | 74 |
| #5 | toflajz | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | TheErrorito | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | vratik1572 | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | Manic_Beats | 50% | 74 |
| #5 | toflajz | 48% | 66 |
| #6 | MLYurgen | 46% | 278 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ TrixX | 17 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | MLYurgen | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Manic_Beats | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | toflajz | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | vratik1572 | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manic_Beats | 156 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | toflajz | 68 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪ TrixX | 65 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | TheErrorito | 64 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | MLYurgen | 56 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manic_Beats | +3.27 | 69 | 54 |
| #2 | ✪ TrixX | +2.48 | 65 | 50 |
| #3 | Kostík | +1.56 | 52 | 36 |
| #4 | toflajz | -0.36 | 29 | 44 |
| #5 | TheErrorito | -0.66 | 36 | 57 |





