








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 424 | 23% |
| Smokes | 319 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 583 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 499 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,500 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUIPIIN | 78% | 46 |
| #2 | يا علي مدد ٣١٣✈ | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | DaggieZ | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUIPIIN | 78% | 46 |
| #2 | يا علي مدد ٣١٣✈ | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | DaggieZ | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUIPIIN | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | DaggieZ | 1 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | يا علي مدد ٣١٣✈ | 1 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUIPIIN | 208 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | يا علي مدد ٣١٣✈ | 10 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cappii | +3.04 | 68 | 52 |
| #2 | LUIPIIN | +3.03 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | يا علي مدد ٣١٣✈ | -0.13 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | DaggieZ | -5.09 | 8 | 3 |





