








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5127 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2647 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2823 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2166 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,251,244 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 724 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mugiwara no Ruffy | 72% | 43 |
| #2 | Parintele Gabriel | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | cJ666 | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | sunt doar un cioroi | 51% | 92 |
| #5 | ax | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mugiwara no Ruffy | 72% | 43 |
| #2 | Parintele Gabriel | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | cJ666 | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | sunt doar un cioroi | 51% | 92 |
| #5 | ax | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunt doar un cioroi | 11 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | ax | 7 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Mugiwara no Ruffy | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Parintele Gabriel | 4 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | cJ666 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mugiwara no Ruffy | 80 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | ax | 75 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | sunt doar un cioroi | 63 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Parintele Gabriel | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | cJ666 | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mugiwara no Ruffy | +4.33 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | cJ666 | +4.18 | 96 | 37 |
| #3 | Milmoi | +2.44 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | ax | +0.52 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | Parintele Gabriel | -1.83 | 41 | 61 |





