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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Faceit | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7482 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3542 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 6842 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4399 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,191,628 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2955 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kden | 55% | 187 |
| #2 | whiteboi in motion | 52% | 126 |
| #3 | petite emo girl | 51% | 680 |
| #4 | Truly Humble Under God | 51% | 298 |
| #5 | antonchik2009 | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petite emo girl | 1953 | 0.13 | 48 min |
| #2 | Truly Humble Under God | 1324 | 0.20 | 38 min |
| #3 | kden | 617 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | whiteboi in motion | 452 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | antonchik2009 | 130 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antonchik2009 | +0.73 | 96 | 50 |
| #2 | Truly Humble Under God | +0.66 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | whiskeypapi | +0.65 | 69 | 46 |
| #4 | kden | +0.37 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | petite emo girl | +0.33 | 78 | 61 |





