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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,585 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2104 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1301 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3364 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3153 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,464,910 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sprafs | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | DiscoFittan | 38% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sprafs | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | DiscoFittan | 38% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiscoFittan | 53 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Sprafs | 3 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiscoFittan | 1143 | 0.30 | 23 min |
| #2 | Sprafs | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sprafs | +1.71 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | ToXiC | +0.51 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | DiscoFittan | -1.46 | 63 | 69 |





