








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 231 | 7% |
| Smokes | 630 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1154 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1334 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $116,049 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BennyG696 | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Y 4 C K | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Yvng | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | UliPuli | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BennyG696 | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Y 4 C K | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Yvng | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | UliPuli | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UliPuli | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Y 4 C K | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yvng | 139 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Y 4 C K | 87 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | UliPuli | 54 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | BennyG696 | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BennyG696 | +2.44 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | UliPuli | +1.32 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Yvng | +0.51 | 78 | 48 |
| #4 | 𝚋𝚍𝚢™ 😈 | -0.92 | 71 | 45 |
| #5 | Y 4 C K | -1.51 | 68 | 72 |





