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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 253 | 29% |
| Smokes | 227 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 182 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $59,053 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm3t | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | cerber | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Snuubeee ♛ | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | gxx- | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | arbnorz | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Snuubeee ♛ | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | gxx- | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | arbnorz | 50% | 2 |
| #6 | v1w | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | BledarD | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm3t | 10 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #2 | Snuubeee ♛ | 8 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #3 | v1w | 7 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | gxx- | 5 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | BledarD | 5 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arbnorz | +4.09 | 88 | 41 |
| #2 | sm3t | +3.80 | 85 | 77 |
| #3 | cerber | +2.74 | 91 | 72 |
| #4 | gxx- | +2.55 | 69 | 51 |
| #5 | deb0 | +1.72 | 90 | 74 |





