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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1718 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1746 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2656 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 596 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,228,355 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Žloutenka | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | takalxrd | 59% | 87 |
| #3 | Pootin | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | EJDAM | 51% | 84 |
| #5 | Prophet | 51% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | takalxrd | +4.88 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | Žloutenka | +4.21 | 80 | 50 |
| #3 | EJDAM | +2.73 | 44 | 54 |
| #4 | ♥ 𝓚𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 ♥ | +2.10 | 57 | 69 |
| #5 | Maximus | +1.73 | 63 | 49 |





