








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2240 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2290 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1520 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1521 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,333,222 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spirit | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | wil | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | creticism | 61% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spirit | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | wil | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | creticism | 61% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | creticism | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Spirit | 6 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | wil | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spirit | 109 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | wil | 98 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | creticism | 49 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uhhhh | +5.76 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | wil | +2.98 | 94 | 59 |
| #3 | Spirit | +1.77 | 84 | 49 |
| #4 | creticism | -3.73 | 32 | 18 |





