








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2381 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2731 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2767 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1377 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $706,144 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arkey | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | Inf0 | 50% | 40 |
| #3 | ST1P0. | 48% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arkey | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | Inf0 | 50% | 40 |
| #3 | ST1P0. | 48% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ST1P0. | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Inf0 | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Arkey | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ST1P0. | 367 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | Inf0 | 119 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Arkey | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arkey | +2.72 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | Inf0 | +2.00 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | ST1P0. | +0.15 | 42 | 43 |
| #4 | compl1cated | -0.09 | 64 | 47 |





